A few of our team, namely Fideon, Kiwi, and Outlander, teamed up together to conquer the land of Board Game Online.
We prepared. Our Master Plan: Ready. The room had been created and the enemies were awaiting.
We joined the battle...
Barbarian and Merchant Fideon. Creator of the Master Plan which originally, was to throw as much stuff as possible to Kiwi. Later on the details of the master plan were hidden, but there's still enough evidence to prove the same tactic is used.
Seductress Saboteur and Epic Priestess Kiwi. Reviving and RUNNING TO THE GOAL.
Sick Incubbus Swells. Had sex with Santa Claus and got to the goal first.
The goal was close, one of the enemies had left the match leaving us against 2 of them. They were both really close. If they made it to the goal it was GAYMU OUVER.
Finally, Kiwi and Fideon make it to the goal. Celebration. MASTER PLAN MASTER PLAN was screamed at the top of their lungs. but then... KIWI DED.
The game has a survival mode and all players must be alive to win the game. The rooting had made one of the 2 remaining players to leave thinking he had lost. One last enemy remained. 6 steps from the goal.
Fideon and Outlander already past the goal rip their eyes out as Kiwi is at the goal but won't revive. The enemy rolls. 4!! IT'S A 4 WAHAHAHAHA~ MASTER PLAN!!
Then the enemy did the unexpected. A CATAPULT. The enemy catapulted himself to the goal!
"NO" was heard "MUH MASTER PLAN" Nevertheless the enemy ded during the landing
Then Fideon took his wildcard "it's over" "it's all part of the MASTER PLAN".
FIDEON WENT TO THE MAGIC SHOP, CHARGED HIS WAND WITH REVIVE. KIWI ALIVE.
ANOTHER VICTORY CLAIMED FOR EDITION DEVELOPMENT TEAM!!
WE THEN PROCEED TO LOSE CONTROL OF OUR LIVES:
[4:00:03 AM] Outlander: (have fun at work tommorow, wahahaha~)
[4:00:07 AM] Fideon SF: YES
[4:00:31 AM] Fideon SF: WE HAVE OFFICIALLY LOST CONTROL OF OUR LIVESSSS
[4:00:34 AM] Fideon SF: GENTLEMEN
[4:00:39 AM] Nein/Kiwi: YEAH
[4:00:40 AM] Fideon SF: CONGRATULATIONS
EDITION DEVELOPMENT TEAM. PROFESSIONALS HARD AT WORK.
complimentary kiwi drawing :)
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